I can't believe my parents will be gone for a year
On a business trip, just leaving me here
To live alone with nobody else but me,
Myself and I and my neighbor

She is always coming over just so she can bother me
And cook and clean and care for me, but we
Don't have anything special, at least I don't think
She said she doesn't like me or anything


What can I say?
Things just worked out this way
And it's a bit of a drag to get nagged and bothered
Even though she's not even my mother or father

What can I say?
This whole thing is such a pain
I didn't do anything to deserve this, and it's
All just a little bit suspicious
How this certain situation has all led up to this


Left-most row, second last at the back
Right next to the window, where I can relax
Or at least I could, if it wasn't for her
That mysterious student that just transferred

Won't leave me alone, she's messed up in the head
Saying things like "If you don't help, we'll be dead.
You're the only hope left for all of mankind!"
I just wanna take a nap, don't waste my time


What can I say?
Things just worked out this way
Why should I care about what this girl needs
When she's just trying to pull me into ridiculous fantasy

What can I say?
I just want one normal day
Nobody trying to tell me I'm something special
Some half-demon wizard knight with lots of potential
I don't want some magic sword, I just need the essentials (like sleep)


I just wanna live a normal life like you
I just wanna live a normal life like you
I just wanna do what I wanna do
I just wanna live a normal life like you


What can I say?
Things just worked out this way
I don't care if a curse runs in the family
I mean, we all seemed to live pretty happily

What can I say?
None of this is all that great
I didn't choose to be born with this special power
Can't I just relax for half an hour?

What can I say?
This is just my normal day
Girls insisting that they don't like me
Just how rude do 5 high school girls have to be?

What can I say?
Everything is such a pain
I don't have any sort of big ambition
That's worth any sort of animation
That'll become any sort of hit sensation, no


I just wanna stay home.